This is Boone Docks at KARP radio with the latest KARP weather forecast. We predict lots of soggy drawers and chafed thighs as the heat wave continues. We advise stocking up with plenty of liquor and Dr. Rash’s prickly heat itching powder to sooth away those savage nights. Now a word from our sponsor, Ethyl Mae’s Beauty and Chain Saw Repair. Hit it Ethyl Mae.
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